Hawk Tuah Coin Investor Sues Icy Pole

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NASHVILLE, TN—Local man and Hawk Tuah Coin Investor Todd Blevins filed a lawsuit early this morning against an icy pole located on the corner near his home. The lawsuit seeks damages related to an incident where Blevins voluntarily placed his tongue on the pole as temperatures hovered near 30 degrees. The skin of Blevins' tongue was severely damaged. According to Blevins, he had complete trust in the pole leading up to his decision to place his tongue on the icy metal, and is seeking compensation for his completely unforeseeable injuries.
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